Mangia 876

A fusion of Jamaican and Italian cooking.

A Brixton Food Crawl

I love a day like Saturday. Spring 101. Spring's Revenge

When winter's grasp is no longer a mauling but the tenuous clasp of an aneamic kitten hold no further threat and her captives bound outdoors chasing a teasing spring. Emancipated from boots and woolen scarves, quadruple layers and down-filled duvets. We look out the window, open it and sniff the air and run outside like too long caged animals. With the imagined strains of Creedence cranked loud on our internal soundtracks we go on the prowl London village style.

Down the hill to Brixton Village. First stop. The Provincial. Breakfast of scrambled eggs hollandaise for me and mini-Full English for the lady. Really how do you have a mini-full anything? Yup small amount of baked beans, sausage, one hash brown, slice of toast, eggs. Served at a tiny table, perched on tiny Alice in Wonderland sized chairs, squeezed in beside the table full of fresh fruit with a manual juicer. Turns out the chef is our juicer is our comic relief. After the hollandaise I propose marriage. He brays an incongruous laugh which I interpret as demurring and we pay the man and head down the passage and out on Atlantic.

No longer hungry but greedy. Less for food and more for experiences we stop at Mama Lan, my chef has a serious dumpling jones. King prawn and something, pork and something, mushroom and something. All good. The market is heaving. Every stall has a queue and everyone wants to sit outside. Tip though tables for one or two are easier to come by ( and faster) than triples and quadruples, let go of the Sex & the City quartet girls, foursomes are unwieldy and the last to be seated. But hey your friends are worth all the dumplings in the world and don't you forget it I think as we pay our bill and make our way across to Etta's Seafood Kitchen.

Dumplings. The end.

Etta is phenomenal. Absolutely, positively amazing. She is not about dreams and thoughts. "Talk is cheap" she says, "money buys houses" as she climbs up a ladder to do some kind of D.I.Y. Cause sometimes you really do have to do it for yourself. She tells me to stop talking and get to doing or no one will take me seriously. Move over Oprah, Etta deserves a hashtag of her own. #ettawisdom

Etta Gets It Done

We can't leave until I take the chef down to Fish, Wings & Tings, the other West Indian joint in the Village helmed by the wonderful Brian Danclair. His is the space we inhabit the longest. And he makes the difference. He is attentive to customers, sits and has a chat and a smile and is not bad on the eyes or as a friend of mine would say "Him don't stay no way". A prawn roti, codfish balls with lime and garlic aoli, shandy for the chef and a glass of deep regret at my Lenten avoidance of alcohol take our caloric budgets way over the limit. But the music is perfect, the sun is shining just so and we are talking and feeling like if we smile hard enough we could be on a beach in Maracas or Negril. Some place where there is no thought of four seasons. Until then we will make that spring work. Better run through the jungle.

Why aren't we on a beach, anywhere?

How Not To Make An Omlette

Because we are here to make observations not ruin people's businesses thus causing additional unemployment, add to the already woeful economic figures and  plunge Britain into a triple dip recession the name of the guilty will not be mentioned but there is a restaurant in Notting Hill filled with earnest staff who are on the bad side of a hot mess. Let's call it X. It all started with a brunch date with two girlfriends. Being London, last week's blazing sunshine ( see reminder below) had been replaced by grey skies and chilly temperatures so al fresco was not an option. Remember Sunny London? Last Week?

Restaurant X started well, beautifully appointed on the corner of a Notting Hill Mews and toasty and loving like the embrace of a doting grandmother when you stepped in from the cold. Jackets dropped, scarves unwrapped, trying to catch up before one girlfriend grabbed a plane to Madrid and ready discussions about wine or tea ( both) meant the food order was going to be delayed. The menu proudly trumpeted its British credentials. Everything was either "from British shores, farms or fields". In hindsight I can hear my friend questioning my decision to order an omlette. Yes it is true the omlette is a French concoction but I thought how to make an omlette even an egg white one must have been lesson one at cookery school.

Thirty minutes later our orders are still not on the table. I presumed it was the other ladies' pies, what with all the baking and crusting and so on. It was long past two and I was ravenous. Eyes hungrily chasing every wait staff with a plate and trying to keep your mind on good quality conversation is a not an easy game, someone always loses. Perhaps sensing our desperation ( or seeing us panting like Pavlov's dog) our waitress came over and told us our meal will be there shortly but confided that the chef was having a problem with the omlette. RINNNNGGGG! Alarm bells. Problem? Omlette? Is it not stuff in a pan folded into an egg blanket then decorated with some herbs? Perhaps omlettes from British kitchens are different. Ten or so minutes later their pies came. Ten minutes beyond that my omlette was still to arrive and I had already tasted the crusts of the pies.

As soon as I saw our waitress bearing down on the table with a bowl I knew no good could come of this but let me not leap hastily to conclusions. Have a look and you be the judge. And remember I said omlette and bowl in the same sentence.

Omlette, improperly so called

I have no words, neither did the waitress who was now pink-faced nor my girlfriends. I laughed at the obvious joke for this is not "Tilley’s Farm duck egg omelette with Golden Elegance tomatoes,wild garlic, soft goat’s cheese, Shetland Black potatoes and English truffle (v)". My friend ordered me a full English vegetarian. "Hold the eggs!" I chirped. I didn't want any more eggs to give their lives for me. But cue the previously mentioned earnestness or maybe it was chef pride. Whatever the motivation ten more minutes later another "omlette" was presented to me. Again I will present this picture to you and ask for your verdict.

Omlette Improperly So-Called II

 

I could not eat them and most importantly I could not pay for them. Soon the manager was at our table, there were apologies, shamed faces ( he was cute though), all I wanted was some bread, olive oil, salt and balsamic. I had forgotten about the English vegetarian until he told me they had run out of gas but they had a back up kitchen upstairs. Too funny. In the end even after the late beans, toast and mushrooms this was my breakfast

Not An Omlette-Lots of Bread

And this

Not An Omlette-Sticky Toffee Pudding

Let it not be said there is no balm in Gilead. Wine and girlfriends make everything better. And this pudding was divine. Divine enough for redemption? Perhaps not. An omlette is basic and I am afraid the beauty of London with its surfeit of dining options is a knife that cuts both ways you never have to go to a bad restaurant twice so you must impress immediately. If not, as they would say from British streets "I'm not havin' it bruv!"

Italy is Never Too Much

Italy does it to me everytime. And each time it is no different. I want to do everything, go everywhere. However until the vision of reality as embodied in Star Trek  Next Generation ( hey Picard's my man, bald trumps Kirk's brylcreemed barnet any day of the time space-continuum) actually becomes real I am stuck with the inability to teleport myself from Sorrento, to Sicily with stop-overs in Capri and Naples and so here is the analog version I have fashioned.

My cousin is getting married in Positano. So ever clever I am flying into Naples first and this seeing Naples and dying is not a part of my plan. I am just trying to get to the source of pizza to see whether the original is still the best Then bus, boat, train or donkey along the Amalfi. That promises to be epic. Likely to be epic too are the celebrations of his nuptials since we all seem to feel compelled to top the fantastic time we had at his sister's wedding some 13 years ago.

Positano to Pompeii and all points in between is all well and good but what about Capri & Sicily and do you think it's going to be too hard to do all that then come back across and up the shin of Italy's boot to Florence? At 1 a.m. when I have eight tabs open showing me momondo.com, the man in seat61, British Airways and last minute.com plus my Lonely Planet Italy guide book cracked at the spine I realise it is too much and it might be too late in more ways than one. So I settle it and my sanity at 1:22. Let's stay in the South and exit via Rome. Click. Confirmed. Done.

And seriously you would not believe this but I haven't even packed yet.

Why Mangia 876?

As I type this post I am lying in my apartment in Clapham, London. My uncle and aunt visiting from Toronto are in the next room, sleeping late after another great vacation day last night. London on August 18th was absolutely beautiful, clear blue sky, yellow sun, happy people in shorts and flip-flops and cold fruity drinks. This was not the vision I had for my life. This was not the picture, for my imagination though vast was still limited. However reality has overwhelmed all my dreams. I would have nothing but this reality now. And I did not get here on my own. I have had women who have stepped onto the road of my life and caused a shift, opening up new pathways through their love, guidance and friendship. Mangia 876 is my way of thanking all those women by being one of those women. Mangia 876 is the next wonderful addition to my life. Fusing Italian and Jamaican cuisines and culture at a fundraising food event. All proceeds ( after expenses) will benefit the St. Andrew Parish Church Girls Home in Kingston. My involvement in the Home is no accident. It was a special interest of one of those women in my life. My friend Grace Duncan was convinced that there was a basic goodness in humanity and that what we needed was dialogue, communication, good food and action. She was a tireless volunteer and committed to nation building through service. She gently tried to encourage the generations after her to become a part of action but I was more committed to pontificating, preaching against what was clearly wrong and stridently proclaiming what was right. And besides I thought she would always be here to help us make taking action easier. She isn't. She died in September 2010 and sometimes her loss is a dull throbbing thing shrouded in disbelief.

Spirit Guides Come In Small Packages

She turned me on to cooking but never without a twist. Long before I dreamed I would ever get to Italy she had me frying up bammy soaked in milk, garlic and parsley at her annual Christmas morning breakfast, which fed upwards of fifty people each year. I saw my first set of La Creuset pots in her kitchen. When I said I was leaving Jamaica for England, she took me for lunch in Hope Gardens and over lentil stew and brown rice we spoke of the impetus which was propelling me outward and the centrifugal force which she did not doubt would eventually pull me inexorably home. But she blessed me. She knew I had to search. One seeker always knows another.

Rice & Peas twisted into a risotto

And oh what I have found. Worlds within worlds, different cultures and tongues but always common humanity. And common suffering too. The pain of loss and difference looks the same everywhere. Just as the commitment to help crosses borders and colours. For me it is time to help. I am answering her call to action. She would have loved this idea of breaking bread with a twist and sharing in our common humanity and spreading our Jamaican culture across another landscape, of knowing who we are but sharing it and becoming a part of something bigger. If the funds we raise can help one girl in her quest to be who she dreams she can be then it will be enough.